best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)
why are replies so complicated now Jesus
I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.
I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
everyone was reblogging just tiny Nelson with no context whatsoever so I thought i’d collect the saga together in one post
The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.
omg this stressed me out like no other
Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.
no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power
The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother
the legal hunger games
The Number Games
So I was drinking a SoBe life water today and
George and Olivia on their wedding day.
This is so adorable I just.